- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
- one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
